THE WINNER OF THE CONTEST: Farve The Looper (CONGRATS!)
Design the future of bad golf! Win a bunch of BogeyPro swag!
OK MyGolfSpy’ers, it’s time to get creative! Our friends over at BogeyPro Golf are calling on average-to-bad golfers everywhere for new T-shirt ideas. You can see their existing line up here to help get you in “the zone”. Remember they are all about embracing mediocrity. It’s not bad to shoot bogey in these guy’s eyes, it’s a true accomplishment!
“Why yes, I’d love to enter!” We’re looking for concepts here (slogans, headlines, thoughts on illustrations), no need to get out the markers and paper here, although if you’d like to get all “Donald Ross,” have at it!
The winner will pick up:
- BogeyPro Buckcap – It’s ugly, it’s nasty and it’s the most comfortable bucket cap you’ve ever worn.
- BogeyPro Covert Cooler – Hides 9 beers in most any golf bag. To the untrained eye it looks like a SHOE BAG. Well not really.
- BogeyPro Golf Ball Set – Zero Distance, Poor Spin & No Control. Okay, so they’re really top quality balls. They just come in honest packaging.
- BogeyPro Sip Sleeve Can Cooler – Printed with something quippy about golf and unlike those “other guys” can coolers, they actually fit in golf cart cup holders!
- BogeyPro Country Club Bumper Stick – Tell the world you’ve “arrived” with this status symbol.
- BogeyPro Barware – Set of 4 honest-to-goodness golfin’ & drinkin’ beer pints.
“Hell no, I’m not entering!” For those of you who are too busy, without a creative bone in your body, scared of the government reading your public posts or just can’t type, BogeyPro has set up a great offer for MyGolfSpy’ers. For the months of May & June just use the code MYGOLFSPY at checkout and take 15% off your order AND (yes we said AND) they’ll throw in a MyGolfSpy personalized,/suitable for framing COURSE RECORD certificate. It’ll tell people right away when they walk in your office (or bathroom) that you’re a “player”.
How To Enter! (Contest Ends May 17th – 12PM EST)
Entering is quick and easy! All you need to do is take a look at their current offerings to give you a better idea what they are looking for in their next t-shirt design and then do a few seconds of brainstorming.
Then simply post your ideas (slogans, headlines, thoughts on illustrations) in the comment section at the bottom of the article. And that’s it! You can enter as many times as you would like. Please make sure to make each entry a separate comment. If you decide to take it a step further and want to send in sketches or artwork (you don’t have to) you can do so by sending them to [email protected]
- Brainstorm
- Post ideas in comments section of this article
- That’s it! It is that easy.
You guys have done great in other contests like this…so…let’s see what the MyGolfSpy crew can come up with this time!
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Favre the Looper
13 years agoRusty, Contest was over Monday at midnight, save it for the next one!
Rustybronco
13 years agoPicture of a ball washer. Sign reads
“Yeah like this will help”
Rustybronco
13 years agoGolfers VS Skinny dippers.
We got more balls in the water
Rustybronco
13 years agoGot Game?
Me either.
Rustybronco
13 years agoSwing hard miss hard
Rustybronco
13 years agoI drive with a Big Bertha, but when I’m on the course I use Ping.
Rustybronco
13 years agoMy putter is bigger than yours.
Rustybronco
13 years agoNo Golf no fun
Know Golf know fun
Rustybronco
13 years agoTiger? So, we all screw up. We just do it on the links.
Rustybronco
13 years agoI meant to do that
Rustybronco
13 years agoBogey like you mean it!
Rustybronco
13 years agoNever bogey? Play better.
Rustybronco
13 years agoBogey? Strive for greatness and double bogey!
Rustybronco
13 years agoaim small miss small
Favre the Looper
13 years agoBogey Pro Bafflers
“How is that I can hit 3 carts per round, but couldnt hit the range picker with a bazooka”
Andy M
13 years agoI vote for Jeff…
Drive for show
Putt for bogey
(maybe change it to 3 putt for Bogey)
Favre the Looper
13 years agoI dont use a One or Two Plane Swing, I use the Plain Bad.
Favre the Looper
13 years agoBogey Pro $5 Nassau Rule 1:
“Never gamble with a guy who’s got a dark tan, white left hand, and a 1-iron in his bag”
Favre the Looper
13 years agoOf course there is gambling at Brushwillow, and we always slice.
Favre the Looper
13 years agoBogey Pro Tips:
“I dont play from ’em or take ’em.”
Shut Up and Play the Whites.
Favre the Looper
13 years agoThe only number on the scorecard I count is the cell phone number I got from the cart girl!
Favre the Looper
13 years agoYardage Markers, Sprinkler Heads…I’ve seen your game. Does the distance really matter?
Jeff
13 years agoMy game has lots of loft (front)
Lack Of F*$%ing Talent
KWheels
13 years agoBreak par, why would I want to break par when I can break glass, bread or even dance?
Favre the Looper
13 years agoHybrids have’nt changed the game. They just gave us one more excuse we can’t use.
Favre the Looper
13 years agoSarazen invented the sand wedge, but we invented the mulligan.
Bogey Pro, making game innovations that really count!
Rustybronco
13 years agoMy golf game is worse than my teenager
Rustybronco
13 years agoThe doctor says Golf is good exercise.
(For my golf cart)
Rustybronco
13 years agoOne hit
One kick
One throw
The real Golf game
Rustybronco
13 years agoMy dad is the greatest golfer ever!
He got a hundred on his score card!
Rustybronco
13 years agoCan’t add?
Golf is the game for you!
Rustybronco
13 years agoMy handicap is me
Rustybronco
13 years agoNo Golf
No Cheating
Know Golf
Know Cheating
Rustybronco
13 years agoGolf – Where the pros can suck as bad as me.
Just not as often
Rustybronco
13 years agoGot Golf?
Rustybronco
13 years agoGolfers hit it harder
Sam B
13 years agoI’ll never get a green jacket
So I got this lousy t-shirt instead
Rustybronco
13 years agoGood
Others
Laugh at
Failing
Rustybronco
13 years agoWe all suck, otherwise we’d been wearin a green jacket
Rustybronco
13 years agoBogey Shmogey let’s play golf!
Earthy
13 years agoGolf: Where lip service is expected!
A picture of a golf ball lipping out of the cup.
Earthy
13 years agoGolf: Where lip service is expected!
Earthy Gaskin
13 years agoFront: What does golfers and chefs have in common?
Back: They both love to slice them and dice them.
A picture of a person slicing a drive
Favre the Looper
13 years agoBogey Pro 90-Degree Rule
“The current tempature is always your final score. Over 90, convert to Celsius.”
Favre the Looper
13 years ago“Match Play”
When you set fire to your scorecard after another bad round
Favre the Looper
13 years agoMashie, Niblick, Spoon, and Brassie.
We Playing Golf or Going Somewhere to Eat?
KWheels
13 years agoThe Golf Hunter – Picture of a guy in the trees searching for his Golf ball. Pocket full of other people’s balls overfill his pockets.
Jeff
13 years agoYou know its bad when you need a calculator.
Favre the Looper
13 years agoFlier Lie: Not just a fib, but a fib filled with hot air.
Favre the Looper
13 years agoV grooves, U grooves…Bogey Pros dont care about the letter, we’ve already got our groove on!
Favre the Looper
13 years agoRange balls worm burn 201 off the tee just as easy as a ProV
Favre the Looper
13 years ago“Play golf with a white ball or dont play at all!”
“The game has no place for yellow, pink, lime green, and especially blue balls!”
Favre the Looper
13 years ago“My favorite brand of golf ball is Da1-iFind”
Favre the Looper
13 years agoBogey Pro’s Plus 19 Bar and Grill
“Because after you go +18, You’re gonna want to knock 1 back.”
KWheels
13 years agoGolf’s lost ball rule: spend 2 minutes looking for your ball in the general vicinity. Spend 10 seconds dropping a duplicate ball and yelling “I found it”!!!
KWheels
13 years agoBogeyPro – Because Golf is all about consistency
Back of the shirt – scorecard of 18 straight bogeys
KWheels
13 years agoFront of the shirt: When a 12 pack just isn’t enough
Back of the shirt: Empty box of Golf Balls
Jeff
13 years agoGolf…..By the time you shoot your able to shoot your age, you’ll be six feet under.
Jeff
13 years agoCorrection
By the time you’re able to shoot your age you’ll be six feet under
Favre the Looper
13 years ago+18: The Benchmark of Mediocrity
Jeff
13 years agoDrive for show
Putt for bogey
Eric
13 years agoHow about a guy addressing the ball and a small centered title that reads “Swing Thoughts” and then little statements such as “relaxed grip”, “feet shoulder width”, “start slow”, “shoulder turn”, “head down”, “elbow in”, “follow through” etc. Then below or on the back have “[email protected]!K IT! SWING HARD!”
You get the idea, hope you like it!
Sam B
13 years agoGolf.
Because f*** was already taken.
Andy M
13 years agoGolf: Where drinking and driving is encouraged.
Andy M
13 years agoBogeyPro Golf…
Cause every four-some needs a D-player.
Todd Sisson
13 years agoHow about a how to hide beer in your bag and smuggle it onto the course shirt?
mobilechamps
13 years agoSwing hard, graphics of Man slamming putter in ground, 86 on my score card,The best wood in ma bag, !!!!!
hey but better then this i have an best idea just check this link
http://bit.ly/TwitterTrackerPGA
dj niichel
13 years agoAre you telling me that high score doesn’t win?
Favre the Looper
13 years ago“The Legend of Hacker Stance”
“A terrible golfer sees no reason to attempt to improve his game and jams his mystical caddy in a ball washer.”
Favre the Looper
13 years agoThe Annual Bogey Pro Alternate Shot Cup
“It only matters who was able to stand on 18”
Favre the Looper
13 years ago“Go for Bogey, or Dont Go at All. Lay-ups are for Basketball”
Wiley Coyote
13 years agoGolf….because all the other 4 letter words were taken.
The four lies in golf you need to know….
(Picture of each)
uphill lie –
Sidehill Lie
Downhill lie
Outright lie – “put me down for a five”
“Because sometimes lying about par is go enough to win”
John Barry
13 years ago2 Guys standing on a green, one guy say’s “I think I am inside you.”
Favre the Looper
13 years agoBogey Pro Scuba Gear
“No Ball Left Behind”
Favre the Looper
13 years agoBogey Pro Golf Dictionary
Gimme: “All putts within two club lengths of the hole are good.”
Favre the Looper
13 years agoBogey Pro est. 19??
“Does it really matter. We’ll be around well after you stop thinking about shooting your age on the front nine.”
Favre the Looper
13 years agoStimpmeter: A device used to measure the frequency of 3-putts per round.
Favre the Looper
13 years agoBogey Pro BLR (Ball Locating Radar)
“Don’t Worry, We Mapped The World”
BogeyBones
13 years ago*big and small letters as well*
–
“MARK ME
as a bad golfer and throw
DOWN FOR A
bet cause I lied about that
DOUBLE BOGEY”
—————————————-
PUT THAT
on my tab. I’m
DOWN FOR A
more beers at the
GOOD OLD PAR.
BogeyBones
13 years ago*big and small letters as well*
I SHOOT
people who take too
LONG AND
then wish they hit it
STRAIGHT
BogeyBones
13 years ago*big and small letters like on the pint glasses*
I SCORED
with the cart girl
UNDER
a table at the
PAR
BogeyBones
13 years ago“It’s not illegal if you don’t get caught!”
*sillouhette of the ‘foot wedge’ kick in background.*
BogeyBones
13 years ago“Bogies are the new Birdies”
Neil G.
13 years ago“Don’t Fear the Snowman!”
(illustration features a snowman, emphasizing the ‘8’ outline)
Favre the Looper
13 years agoBogey Pro Breakfast Mulligans, the Nutrional Start to Any Round.
Favre the Looper
13 years agoBogey Pro Headcovers
“Perfect For Your Woods, or As A Set Of Boxing Gloves When You Hit Into The Group In Front Of You For The Third Hole In A Row”
Favre the Looper
13 years ago“This your ball?”
“Does it have a number on it?”
“No”
“That’s me”
Favre the Looper
13 years ago“Be The Right Club, Someday”
Favre the Looper
13 years agoBogey Pro Ball Markers
“We Dont Make ‘Em ‘Cause Your Ball Never Stops Moving”
glc4nga
13 years agoShow a pair of hands tearing in half a scorecard with 100 on it.
Underneath have this statement:
BogeyPro Golf
Grip It and Rip It!
Ian
13 years agoTwo “Swear Jars”, one with a label saying “HOME” but has a few quarters in it. The other one labelled “GOLF” with overflowing $1 and $5 bills.
glc4nga
13 years agoBogeyPro Golf
Drive for Show
Putt forever
Golfer Burnz
13 years agoDrive for pancakes. Putt for syrup.
Golfer Burnz
13 years agoThe illustration could be a plate with a stack of pancakes with syrup dripping over the edges. Instead of a big blob of butter on top in the middle, it could be a golf ball.
Golfer Burnz
13 years agoMan up like a gentleman. Play golf instead of cage fighting.
Golfer Burnz
13 years agoIllustration could be of a golfer decked out in the finest golf clothing, protecting himself with his 9-iron, while a cage fighter is frothing at the mouth, about to charge and wreak havoc.
glc4nga
13 years agoBogeyPro Golf
Never be Sub-Par
Golfer Burnz
13 years agoDuffer + Duffer + Duffer + Duffer = One heck of a long round of golf.
Golfer Burnz
13 years agoThe illustration could be charatures of Albert Einstein, Bernie Madoff, Carl Sagan and Isaac Newton decked out in golf gear, with golf clubs slung over their shoulders.
Golfer Burnz
13 years agoGolf is every mans dream. A sport where onesomes and twosomes are frowned upon, while threesomes and foursomes are encouraged.
Golfer Burnz
13 years agoThat should be “Drive for adrenaline. Putt for beer.”
Golfer Burnz
13 years ago“Drive for andrenaline. Putt for pancakes”
Golfer Burnz
13 years ago“If love is blind, how come I can see that little speck of a white ball 250 yards down the fairway?”
Golfer Burnz
13 years ago“Let the ball get in the way of the club” Just then, a cart comes barreling over the top of a hill. “Let the golfer get in the way of the cart”
chris
13 years agoHARDER
FASTER
STRONGER
with a knock off NIKE logo shaped like a big banana hook/slice arrow thingy….
thanks Chris
sactown
13 years ago“Just enough accidental success to keep you coming back…”
Image shown ball hitting tree and landing on the fairway or green.
BogeyBones
13 years ago3 Putts on One Hole.
3 Beers in Another.
3 More Please!
Favre the Looper
13 years agoGrip It!
Rip It!
Cuss It!
BirchSox
13 years agoPicture of a guy throwing a club with this caption
Golf is a gentleman’s game, maybe thats why I suck at it!
Favre the Looper
13 years agoBogey Pro Golf Tour
“These Guys Are Mediocre”
Favre the Looper
13 years agoBogey Pro’s Plus One Dating Sevice
“We Specialize in Threesomes”
Rustybronco
13 years ago“I want the truth!” Then don’t play golf
Favre the Looper
13 years agoVote Bogey Pro for Congress
“Our First Day In Office, We Will Ban All Sand Traps”
Favre the Looper
13 years agoPlay it where it lies? How about I just lie where I played it from!
Rustybronco
13 years agoThe best game I ever played, was seen by none.
Rustybronco
13 years agoGolf – there is no room for honesty.
Rustybronco
13 years ago90 degrees, 100% humidity, carying a 50lb bag, walking for hundreds of yards. Why do I love this game?
Rustybronco
13 years agoAll is fair in love and war………………..and golf
Rustybronco
13 years agoThe art of golf – to put a little round ball in a little round hole 300 yards away, and maintain your sanity
Favre the Looper
13 years agoBogey Pro Theatre Presents…
“Bill Slicespeare in Where Art Thou White Pellet”
Favre the Looper
13 years agoNothin’ like knockin’ back a Frosty one with a Snowman.
michael moy
13 years agogolfers have long-stiff-flexible shaft.
Favre the Looper
13 years agoBogey Pro Caddies
“You bring your bag, we’ll bring a compass and machete”
Favre the Looper
13 years agoBogey Pro’s O.B. Bistro.
Tonights Special: Red Stake glazed with 1-shot sauce.
Favre the Looper
13 years agoPre-Swing Thoughts:
-183 to the pin over water
-Wind off the left
-Extra ball in right pocket
Rustybronco
13 years agoBogey Pro – I f I was any better a golfer, I would really suck.
Rustybronco
13 years agoGolf – You wish you were as good as I say I am
Favre the Looper
13 years agoJohnnie’s Chili Dip Bar, “Layup and Get Skulled!”
KWheels
13 years agoBucket of range balls: $8
New driver: $300
Round of Golf: $100
Losing my mind and my $300 driver at the same time: Priceless
Favre the Looper
13 years agoAny golfer can hit a flop shot, but it takes a special hacker to perfect the hosel rocket.
Favre the Looper
13 years agoUh, yes. Tee time for this Saturday at 8. 4 in the group: Shankalot, Duffy, Lipout, and Chunk.
Favre the Looper
13 years agoCan you please tend the flag for me on this 3-footer?
Favre the Looper
13 years agoLefties do it from the right side!
Rustybronco
13 years agoOnly golf can make an honest liar out of anyone
Rusty
13 years agoSnorkles are for the seriously bad golfer
Rsuty
13 years ago18 holes – the longest 8 hours of my life.
Rsuty
13 years agoGolf – The real reason for high blood preasure.
Jeff
13 years agoHave a silhoette with a guy teeing it up infront of the tee blocks. Have the shirt saying
“Cause every yard counts”
Nick (thereptilia)
13 years ago“I just bombed that one 130 yards down the fairway”
Jerry
13 years agoGolf is like marriage- frustrating until you drop your ball in the hole- its all good after that
Jerry
13 years agoBogey Golf- where out of bounds is politically correct
Nick (thereptilia)
13 years ago“The Best Club in My bag is My Pencil”
Jerry
13 years agoUsing the Tee-Quila at the 19th hole
Jerry
13 years agoBogey Golf Military Style… left/right, left/right, left/right
KWheels
13 years agoWhat does the weather man and a Golf coach have in common?
-They can both be wrong 90% of the time and still keep their job.
KWheels
13 years agoWomen can have the stores, I prefer the Golf course where I can be myself.
Picture of a fat guy wearing plaid pants, a striped shirt and bad hat.
KWheels
13 years agoGolf, where poor taste is the standard and ugly pants rein supreme and …
KWheels
13 years agoWhat do you mean only God can hit a 1 iron, how about a Driver, 3 wood, 3 iron, wedge, putter?
KWheels
13 years agoGolf: If only work was this addictive?
KWheels
13 years agoGolf: Where old souls go to act like little kids having a trantrum!
KWheels
13 years agoslice:
-something that happens when I overthink
Hook:
-something that happens when I don’t think
Straight:
-something that happens… oh, hell, who am I kidding?
KWheels
13 years agoTy is my Golf Coach…
CaddyShack of course…
KWheels
13 years agoLinks Golf: Overhead shot of a course with sausages covering where the holes would be….
KWheels
13 years agoPublic Golf Courses slogan: “Putt and Cover”… picture of a guy on the green ducking when a ball about hits him.
KWheels
13 years agoWith Greens this tough the course must have been designed by R.W. Tiptheglass
Joe Mama
13 years agoI drive better when I drink
sactown
13 years ago“I shot par at the 19th hole.”
Brandon
13 years ago“BogeyPro has a posse, +1”
Putterslut
13 years agoI really only need 2 clubs to play golf…a tree wood and a tree iron!
Putterslut
13 years agoLet me tell you about my
wife’s
Hole-In One.
The word wife’s is very small
Dru
13 years agoI don’t know what it is about the foot wedge, how about this one:
Foot Wedge: The club that’s not in your bag!
Dru
13 years agoMy 15th club is a foot wedge…
Putterslut
13 years agoTake a good look – you’ll see why I’m always picked last…
LoneWolf
13 years agoA suggestion for Phana24JG’s entry — call it “My BogeyPro Tree Wood”.
Joe Mama
13 years agoThe best wood in your bag for lowering your score is the pencil.
Phana24JG
13 years agoThe Most Effective Weapon in my Bag is My BogeyPro Chainsaw. Complete with a picture of a top quality chainsaw.
Joe Mama
13 years ago“I hope to live long enough to shoot better than my age”
LoneWolf
13 years agoThe 86 on my score card was my best lie all day.
Brad G
13 years agoI see a silhoette of a man near the pin, he’s taking a shot, the ball is cleary flying way over the pin and hitting a bird mid-air past the pin.
Under the pin in reverse type is BogeyPro Golf
And a disclaimer about how no animals were harmed during the creation of this t-shirt.
That’s my game in a nutshell.
Joe
13 years agoOn the front…. text = KING of the U.S.A. Graphics= a putter made of stars and stripes.
On the back…. Text= U Still Away… Putt again……. graphics= Man slamming putter in ground
LoneWolf
13 years agoPicture of a huge chunk of turf flying through the air.
Swing Hard — Make the Earth Move
LoneWolf
13 years agoOne of my favourite golf jokes involves an ant hill being destroyed by a duffer who’s ball has come to rest in the middle of it.
This shirt would involve a picture of a ball with several divots and dead ants around it. There would be 2 live ants and one of them says “If we want to live we better get on the ball.”
I also like Bill Couick’s “Swing hard in case …” entry above 8=)
Mike Bailey
13 years agoPicture of a very large man carrying a very large golf bag. Sweat dripping from his brow as he is reading a sign saying “NO CARTS TODAY”.
Sactown
13 years agoShirt with the plastic holder from a six-pack image
“Sixes are for beer, not scorecards…”
Brandon
13 years ago“One swing, Two swing, Three swing, FORE!!!”
It’s a play off of Red Fish, Blue Fish by Dr. Seuss.
Brandon
13 years agoSent in a Sketch for a “Pimp My Bad Lie” concept shirt. The idea is that you had a bad lie in the rough, behind a rock, in front of a Beer Bottle Cap, with a really badly cracked ball and then it shows how that Bad Lie could get pimped.
Bill Couick
13 years agoFOUR WORST WORDS IN GOLF
You are still away!!!
mark
13 years agoits actually 3, most commonly people say you’re
Bill Couick
13 years agoSWING HARD
In case you hit it!!
Jason
13 years agoThe driver shank or the putter throw
Sactown
13 years agoHave a drawing of a pond with a putter head (or grip) sticking out of the water.
Text: “$300 putters probably don’t float.” Swing Harder!