There are so many damn holidays and birthdays that we have to buy presents for…plain and simple it sucks! We either run out of time or we sprint to the store after getting a reminder from someone saying, “Did you remember that today is Father’s Day.” So what do you end up with… a tie. So, you then feel like a crappy son again for buying something he will both hate and not wear.
Well this year will be different! I guarantee, that you can not only find your Dad a gift but you will most likely end up with a few of your own after looking at this list. And hey, at least this year it won’t be a tie!
1. CAMO GOLF BALLS – Try and find one these balls on the fairway, or even harder is finding one in the rough! The next time you’re on the course, pass your golf buddy one of these balls, and check out his expression. (3 Balls included)
2. LIFEVEST GOLF BALL – This little mini life vest protects your expensive golf balls from an untimely demise in the water. (1 Ball is included)
3. PEG GOLF GAME – Play 18 Holes in like 2 minutes! Plays like a regular peg game with all the fun of golf. It’s a golf ball with 18 holes… each hole inserted with a tee.
4. GOLF BUMPER STICKERS – “It takes a lot of balls to golf like I do.” Come on…you know you want one.
5. THE GOLF VOODOO KIT – Sick of losing to sandbaggers? Victory is just a pin-prick away! Includes a Voodoo doll and a 32-page handbook filled with voodoo spells and techniques. A must have for the guy that always beats you.
6. THE POTTY PUTTER – Golf while you sit on the throne! The game for the Golf fanatic who just can’t get enough of the game! Even includes an ” Occupied Sign”!
7. FLAT HEAD GOLF TEES – These flat head golf tees make great pranks while you’re out on the green with your buddies. The tees will NOT allow the golfer to be able to place the golf ball on the tee!
8. BIG DADDY DRIVER – The Funniest Golf Gift Ever! No, it’s not a driver with a monster head, it’s a Weed Whacker Golf Club. Not only does it look like a driver, it is hilariously funny and is a great conversation piece. Even better yet – it really cuts the grass! View Demo
9. FUNNY GOLF T-SHIRTS – A bunch of hilarious t-shirts to wear while on the fairway or at home!
10. MONOPOLY GOLF GAME – he all time classic game is now available in the GOLF edition. Have hours of fun with the whole family!
11. Hold N One
(Golf Bag Holder) – Golf bag holder specially designed to protect your expensive golfing equipment that needs special care and handling. You can place it anywhere you want, garage, closet or your room. The company sent me one and it is great!
12. THE VIDEO CADDY – The VideoCaddy is a device that allows you to videotape your swing without the use of a tripod. Its Awesome!
13. THE VIDEO PERCH – Similar to the “Video Caddy” but a couple different options like a level.
14. ALMOSTGOLF BALLS
– “The Ultimate Golf Practice Ball” the AlmostGolf Ball is the practice golf ball that turns your backyard into a golf course
15. FAKE SHOE BAG
(Beer Cooler) – Printed graphics say “SHOE BAG (Does not contain beer. Just shoes).” Our Covert Cooler hidden golf bag holds 9 cans of beer and can be easily concealed in your golf bag’s side pocket. Newly redesigned to hold ice and water without leaking. No need for ice packs! We’ve also added a snazzy shoulder strap and a zippered side pocket.
16. FUNNY GOLF BEER MUGS – Each is printed with our “Pants Down” hero artwork. Clear, see-through and shiny, this set of 2 official 16 ounce beer glasses are made of…glass!
17. HOW TO BREAK YOUR GOLF CLUB (T-SHIRT)– The classic mark of frustration. It’s really not that hard to do properly – if you just follow our instructions.
18. EX-WIFE GOLF BALLS – AS SEEN IN URBAN OUTFITTERS! Better Than A Restraining Order Cause you used to love her,…. but it’s all over now. Our patented form of “Swing Therapy” allows you to Tee up an Ex and happily swing away. After all. These are the only balls you still own, and they’re recommended by Divorce Attorneys worldwide. Also available in Double XX and Triple XXX.
19. THE “YIPS” GOLF SHIRT – If putting is a weak spot in your game, you’ve earned the right to wear this shirt with pride.
20. OFFICIAL WGA TOUR – Join the WGA Tour! This Wannabe Golfers’ Association shirt displays your credentials…unfortunately. It’s a quality athletic gray T with white and blue printing. Just think, you’re only one letter away from the PGA.
21. DRUNK GOLFER TROPHY – They say “Drunk and stupid are no ways to go through life”, but on this day you went above and beyond the call of duty. This award salutes the hacker whose inability to mix liquor and the game of golf has made for an entertaining round.
22. SHORTEST DRIVE TROPHY – Take off those khakis and put on a skirt, for today you truly are the antithesis of the words “Big Hitter.” We did not think it was humanly possible for anyone to take a club sculpted by the finest craftsmen in the industry and put such force behind a ball that would make it travel such a short distance. Hats off to you my friend for this embarrassment to mankind.
23. ‘Golfer’s Crotch Hook’ – Gag Gift
– My Personal favorite…what they hell was this inventor thinking? The ultimate training aid for keeping your head down!
24. FOOT WEDGE – A great tournament father’s day or gag gift. Slip this on your shoe and you’ll have no trouble getting out of the rough!
25. THE AQUA CADDY – The first portable club cleaner…like having one of those things that is attached to the cart but attached to your bag, cool!
26. TEEGO – This thing is awesome! It eliminates the hassle of teeing up the golf ball and chasing down wooden tees after every hit while practicing. Teego Personal is easy to use; the golfer simply taps the release trigger with their club head to tee up another golf ball.
27. INNOVA GOLF – Finally an affordable and portable teeing maching! No more bending over! Now Includes Outdoor Tee- No Mat Required!
28. New! Schwetty Balls 
– As seen on the Golf Channel, Schwetty Golf Balls are the Hottest Balls in Golf! Packed in 2-Ball sleeves…of course.
29. THE “PUTT-HER” – (Remember the pen that uncovered a nude chick when you wrote with it?) Well it has been re-born on a putter or putt-her. A true classic and should be #1 but since we have not seen it for our own eyes…hint hint Putt-Her company we cannot move it up to the first slot just yet.
30-17,937 Fathers Day Golf Gifts– All come from the same site, there are literally like 1 million ideas on here! But I narrowed them down to only like 17,907 from there list. Good luck not spending the next 4 hours on this site.
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