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CONTEST! – BogeyPro Golf (T-Shirt Design Contest)

CONTEST! – BogeyPro Golf  (T-Shirt Design Contest)

THE WINNER OF THE CONTEST: Farve The Looper (CONGRATS!)

Design the future of bad golf! Win a bunch of BogeyPro swag!

OK MyGolfSpy’ers, it’s time to get creative! Our friends over at BogeyPro Golf are calling on average-to-bad golfers everywhere for new T-shirt ideas. You can see their existing line up here to help get you in “the zone”. Remember they are all about embracing mediocrity. It’s not bad to shoot bogey in these guy’s eyes, it’s a true accomplishment!

“Why yes, I’d love to enter!” We’re looking for concepts here (slogans, headlines, thoughts on illustrations), no need to get out the markers and paper here, although if you’d like to get all “Donald Ross,” have at it!

The winner will pick up:

  1. BogeyPro Buckcap – It’s ugly, it’s nasty and it’s the most comfortable bucket cap you’ve ever worn.
  2. BogeyPro Covert Cooler – Hides 9 beers in most any golf bag. To the untrained eye it looks like a SHOE BAG. Well not really.
  3. BogeyPro Golf Ball Set – Zero Distance, Poor Spin & No Control. Okay, so they’re really top quality balls. They just come in honest packaging.
  4. BogeyPro Sip Sleeve Can Cooler – Printed with something quippy about golf and unlike those “other guys” can coolers, they actually fit in golf cart cup holders!
  5. BogeyPro Country Club Bumper Stick – Tell the world you’ve “arrived” with this status symbol.
  6. BogeyPro Barware – Set of 4 honest-to-goodness golfin’ & drinkin’ beer pints.

“Hell no, I’m not entering!” For those of you who are too busy, without a creative bone in your body, scared of the government reading your public posts or just can’t type, BogeyPro has set up a great offer for MyGolfSpy’ers. For the months of May & June just use the code MYGOLFSPY at checkout and take 15% off your order AND (yes we said AND) they’ll throw in a MyGolfSpy personalized,/suitable for framing COURSE RECORD certificate. It’ll tell people right away when they walk in your office (or bathroom) that you’re a “player”.

How To Enter! (Contest Ends May 17th – 12PM EST)

Entering is quick and easy!  All you need to do is take a look at their current offerings to give you a better idea what they are looking for in their next t-shirt design and then do a few seconds of brainstorming.

Then simply post your ideas (slogans, headlines, thoughts on illustrations) in the comment section at the bottom of the article.  And that’s it!  You can enter as many times as you would like.  Please make sure to make each entry a separate comment.  If you decide to take it a step further and want to send in sketches or artwork (you don’t have to) you can do so by sending them to [email protected].

  • Brainstorm
  • Post ideas in comments section of this article
  • That’s it!  It is that easy.

You guys have done great in other contests like this…so…let’s see what the MyGolfSpy crew can come up with this time!

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      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Rusty, Contest was over Monday at midnight, save it for the next one!

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      Picture of a ball washer. Sign reads
      “Yeah like this will help”

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      Golfers VS Skinny dippers.

      We got more balls in the water

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      Got Game?
      Me either.

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      Swing hard miss hard

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      I drive with a Big Bertha, but when I’m on the course I use Ping.

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      My putter is bigger than yours.

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      No Golf no fun
      Know Golf know fun

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      Tiger? So, we all screw up. We just do it on the links.

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      I meant to do that

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      Bogey like you mean it!

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      Never bogey? Play better.

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      Bogey? Strive for greatness and double bogey!

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      aim small miss small

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Bogey Pro Bafflers

      “How is that I can hit 3 carts per round, but couldnt hit the range picker with a bazooka”

      Reply

      Andy M

      15 years ago

      I vote for Jeff…

      Drive for show
      Putt for bogey

      (maybe change it to 3 putt for Bogey)

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      I dont use a One or Two Plane Swing, I use the Plain Bad.

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Bogey Pro $5 Nassau Rule 1:

      “Never gamble with a guy who’s got a dark tan, white left hand, and a 1-iron in his bag”

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Of course there is gambling at Brushwillow, and we always slice.

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Bogey Pro Tips:
      “I dont play from ’em or take ’em.”

      Shut Up and Play the Whites.

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      The only number on the scorecard I count is the cell phone number I got from the cart girl!

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Yardage Markers, Sprinkler Heads…I’ve seen your game. Does the distance really matter?

      Reply

      Jeff

      15 years ago

      My game has lots of loft (front)
      Lack Of F*$%ing Talent

      Reply

      KWheels

      15 years ago

      Break par, why would I want to break par when I can break glass, bread or even dance?

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Hybrids have’nt changed the game. They just gave us one more excuse we can’t use.

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Sarazen invented the sand wedge, but we invented the mulligan.

      Bogey Pro, making game innovations that really count!

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      My golf game is worse than my teenager

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      The doctor says Golf is good exercise.
      (For my golf cart)

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      One hit
      One kick
      One throw
      The real Golf game

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      My dad is the greatest golfer ever!
      He got a hundred on his score card!

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      Can’t add?
      Golf is the game for you!

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      My handicap is me

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      No Golf
      No Cheating
      Know Golf
      Know Cheating

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      Golf – Where the pros can suck as bad as me.

      Just not as often

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      Got Golf?

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      Golfers hit it harder

      Reply

      Sam B

      15 years ago

      I’ll never get a green jacket

      So I got this lousy t-shirt instead

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      Good
      Others
      Laugh at
      Failing

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      We all suck, otherwise we’d been wearin a green jacket

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      Bogey Shmogey let’s play golf!

      Reply

      Earthy

      15 years ago

      Golf: Where lip service is expected!

      A picture of a golf ball lipping out of the cup.

      Reply

      Earthy

      15 years ago

      Golf: Where lip service is expected!

      Reply

      Earthy Gaskin

      15 years ago

      Front: What does golfers and chefs have in common?

      Back: They both love to slice them and dice them.

      A picture of a person slicing a drive

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Bogey Pro 90-Degree Rule

      “The current tempature is always your final score. Over 90, convert to Celsius.”

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      “Match Play”

      When you set fire to your scorecard after another bad round

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Mashie, Niblick, Spoon, and Brassie.

      We Playing Golf or Going Somewhere to Eat?

      Reply

      KWheels

      15 years ago

      The Golf Hunter – Picture of a guy in the trees searching for his Golf ball. Pocket full of other people’s balls overfill his pockets.

      Reply

      Jeff

      15 years ago

      You know its bad when you need a calculator.

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Flier Lie: Not just a fib, but a fib filled with hot air.

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      V grooves, U grooves…Bogey Pros dont care about the letter, we’ve already got our groove on!

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Range balls worm burn 201 off the tee just as easy as a ProV

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      “Play golf with a white ball or dont play at all!”

      “The game has no place for yellow, pink, lime green, and especially blue balls!”

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      “My favorite brand of golf ball is Da1-iFind”

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Bogey Pro’s Plus 19 Bar and Grill

      “Because after you go +18, You’re gonna want to knock 1 back.”

      Reply

      KWheels

      15 years ago

      Golf’s lost ball rule: spend 2 minutes looking for your ball in the general vicinity. Spend 10 seconds dropping a duplicate ball and yelling “I found it”!!!

      Reply

      KWheels

      15 years ago

      BogeyPro – Because Golf is all about consistency

      Back of the shirt – scorecard of 18 straight bogeys

      Reply

      KWheels

      15 years ago

      Front of the shirt: When a 12 pack just isn’t enough

      Back of the shirt: Empty box of Golf Balls

      Reply

      Jeff

      15 years ago

      Golf…..By the time you shoot your able to shoot your age, you’ll be six feet under.

      Reply

      Jeff

      15 years ago

      Correction

      By the time you’re able to shoot your age you’ll be six feet under

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      +18: The Benchmark of Mediocrity

      Reply

      Jeff

      15 years ago

      Drive for show
      Putt for bogey

      Reply

      Eric

      15 years ago

      How about a guy addressing the ball and a small centered title that reads “Swing Thoughts” and then little statements such as “relaxed grip”, “feet shoulder width”, “start slow”, “shoulder turn”, “head down”, “elbow in”, “follow through” etc. Then below or on the back have “F@!K IT! SWING HARD!”

      You get the idea, hope you like it!

      Reply

      Sam B

      15 years ago

      Golf.

      Because f*** was already taken.

      Reply

      Andy M

      15 years ago

      Golf: Where drinking and driving is encouraged.

      Reply

      Andy M

      15 years ago

      BogeyPro Golf…
      Cause every four-some needs a D-player.

      Reply

      Todd Sisson

      15 years ago

      How about a how to hide beer in your bag and smuggle it onto the course shirt?

      Reply

      mobilechamps

      15 years ago

      Swing hard, graphics of Man slamming putter in ground, 86 on my score card,The best wood in ma bag, !!!!!

      hey but better then this i have an best idea just check this link
      http://bit.ly/TwitterTrackerPGA

      Reply

      dj niichel

      15 years ago

      Are you telling me that high score doesn’t win?

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      “The Legend of Hacker Stance”

      “A terrible golfer sees no reason to attempt to improve his game and jams his mystical caddy in a ball washer.”

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      The Annual Bogey Pro Alternate Shot Cup
      “It only matters who was able to stand on 18”

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      “Go for Bogey, or Dont Go at All. Lay-ups are for Basketball”

      Reply

      Wiley Coyote

      15 years ago

      Golf….because all the other 4 letter words were taken.

      The four lies in golf you need to know….
      (Picture of each)
      uphill lie –
      Sidehill Lie
      Downhill lie
      Outright lie – “put me down for a five”

      “Because sometimes lying about par is go enough to win”

      Reply

      John Barry

      15 years ago

      2 Guys standing on a green, one guy say’s “I think I am inside you.”

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Bogey Pro Scuba Gear
      “No Ball Left Behind”

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Bogey Pro Golf Dictionary

      Gimme: “All putts within two club lengths of the hole are good.”

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Bogey Pro est. 19??
      “Does it really matter. We’ll be around well after you stop thinking about shooting your age on the front nine.”

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Stimpmeter: A device used to measure the frequency of 3-putts per round.

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Bogey Pro BLR (Ball Locating Radar)
      “Don’t Worry, We Mapped The World”

      Reply

      BogeyBones

      15 years ago

      *big and small letters as well*

      “MARK ME
      as a bad golfer and throw
      DOWN FOR A
      bet cause I lied about that
      DOUBLE BOGEY”
      —————————————-
      PUT THAT
      on my tab. I’m
      DOWN FOR A
      more beers at the
      GOOD OLD PAR.

      Reply

      BogeyBones

      15 years ago

      *big and small letters as well*

      I SHOOT
      people who take too
      LONG AND
      then wish they hit it
      STRAIGHT

      Reply

      BogeyBones

      15 years ago

      *big and small letters like on the pint glasses*

      I SCORED
      with the cart girl
      UNDER
      a table at the
      PAR

      Reply

      BogeyBones

      15 years ago

      “It’s not illegal if you don’t get caught!”

      *sillouhette of the ‘foot wedge’ kick in background.*

      Reply

      BogeyBones

      15 years ago

      “Bogies are the new Birdies”

      Reply

      Neil G.

      15 years ago

      “Don’t Fear the Snowman!”
      (illustration features a snowman, emphasizing the ‘8’ outline)

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Bogey Pro Breakfast Mulligans, the Nutrional Start to Any Round.

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Bogey Pro Headcovers
      “Perfect For Your Woods, or As A Set Of Boxing Gloves When You Hit Into The Group In Front Of You For The Third Hole In A Row”

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      “This your ball?”
      “Does it have a number on it?”
      “No”
      “That’s me”

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      “Be The Right Club, Someday”

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Bogey Pro Ball Markers
      “We Dont Make ‘Em ‘Cause Your Ball Never Stops Moving”

      Reply

      glc4nga

      15 years ago

      Show a pair of hands tearing in half a scorecard with 100 on it.
      Underneath have this statement:
      BogeyPro Golf
      Grip It and Rip It!

      Reply

      Ian

      15 years ago

      Two “Swear Jars”, one with a label saying “HOME” but has a few quarters in it. The other one labelled “GOLF” with overflowing $1 and $5 bills.

      Reply

      glc4nga

      15 years ago

      BogeyPro Golf
      Drive for Show
      Putt forever

      Reply

      Golfer Burnz

      15 years ago

      Drive for pancakes. Putt for syrup.

      Reply

      Golfer Burnz

      15 years ago

      The illustration could be a plate with a stack of pancakes with syrup dripping over the edges. Instead of a big blob of butter on top in the middle, it could be a golf ball.

      Reply

      Golfer Burnz

      15 years ago

      Man up like a gentleman. Play golf instead of cage fighting.

      Reply

      Golfer Burnz

      15 years ago

      Illustration could be of a golfer decked out in the finest golf clothing, protecting himself with his 9-iron, while a cage fighter is frothing at the mouth, about to charge and wreak havoc.

      Reply

      glc4nga

      15 years ago

      BogeyPro Golf
      Never be Sub-Par

      Reply

      Golfer Burnz

      15 years ago

      Duffer + Duffer + Duffer + Duffer = One heck of a long round of golf.

      Reply

      Golfer Burnz

      15 years ago

      The illustration could be charatures of Albert Einstein, Bernie Madoff, Carl Sagan and Isaac Newton decked out in golf gear, with golf clubs slung over their shoulders.

      Reply

      Golfer Burnz

      15 years ago

      Golf is every mans dream. A sport where onesomes and twosomes are frowned upon, while threesomes and foursomes are encouraged.

      Reply

      Golfer Burnz

      15 years ago

      That should be “Drive for adrenaline. Putt for beer.”

      Reply

      Golfer Burnz

      15 years ago

      “Drive for andrenaline. Putt for pancakes”

      Reply

      Golfer Burnz

      15 years ago

      “If love is blind, how come I can see that little speck of a white ball 250 yards down the fairway?”

      Reply

      Golfer Burnz

      15 years ago

      “Let the ball get in the way of the club” Just then, a cart comes barreling over the top of a hill. “Let the golfer get in the way of the cart”

      Reply

      chris

      15 years ago

      HARDER
      FASTER
      STRONGER
      with a knock off NIKE logo shaped like a big banana hook/slice arrow thingy….

      thanks Chris

      Reply

      sactown

      15 years ago

      “Just enough accidental success to keep you coming back…”

      Image shown ball hitting tree and landing on the fairway or green.

      Reply

      BogeyBones

      15 years ago

      3 Putts on One Hole.
      3 Beers in Another.
      3 More Please!

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Grip It!
      Rip It!
      Cuss It!

      Reply

      BirchSox

      15 years ago

      Picture of a guy throwing a club with this caption

      Golf is a gentleman’s game, maybe thats why I suck at it!

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Bogey Pro Golf Tour

      “These Guys Are Mediocre”

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Bogey Pro’s Plus One Dating Sevice
      “We Specialize in Threesomes”

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      “I want the truth!” Then don’t play golf

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Vote Bogey Pro for Congress
      “Our First Day In Office, We Will Ban All Sand Traps”

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Play it where it lies? How about I just lie where I played it from!

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      The best game I ever played, was seen by none.

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      Golf – there is no room for honesty.

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      90 degrees, 100% humidity, carying a 50lb bag, walking for hundreds of yards. Why do I love this game?

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      All is fair in love and war………………..and golf

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      The art of golf – to put a little round ball in a little round hole 300 yards away, and maintain your sanity

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Bogey Pro Theatre Presents…
      “Bill Slicespeare in Where Art Thou White Pellet”

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Nothin’ like knockin’ back a Frosty one with a Snowman.

      Reply

      michael moy

      15 years ago

      golfers have long-stiff-flexible shaft.

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Bogey Pro Caddies
      “You bring your bag, we’ll bring a compass and machete”

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Bogey Pro’s O.B. Bistro.
      Tonights Special: Red Stake glazed with 1-shot sauce.

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Pre-Swing Thoughts:
      -183 to the pin over water
      -Wind off the left
      -Extra ball in right pocket

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      Bogey Pro – I f I was any better a golfer, I would really suck.

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      Golf – You wish you were as good as I say I am

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Johnnie’s Chili Dip Bar, “Layup and Get Skulled!”

      Reply

      KWheels

      15 years ago

      Bucket of range balls: $8
      New driver: $300
      Round of Golf: $100
      Losing my mind and my $300 driver at the same time: Priceless

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Any golfer can hit a flop shot, but it takes a special hacker to perfect the hosel rocket.

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Uh, yes. Tee time for this Saturday at 8. 4 in the group: Shankalot, Duffy, Lipout, and Chunk.

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Can you please tend the flag for me on this 3-footer?

      Reply

      Favre the Looper

      15 years ago

      Lefties do it from the right side!

      Reply

      Rustybronco

      15 years ago

      Only golf can make an honest liar out of anyone

      Reply

      Rusty

      15 years ago

      Snorkles are for the seriously bad golfer

      Reply

      Rsuty

      15 years ago

      18 holes – the longest 8 hours of my life.

      Reply

      Rsuty

      15 years ago

      Golf – The real reason for high blood preasure.

      Reply

      Jeff

      15 years ago

      Have a silhoette with a guy teeing it up infront of the tee blocks. Have the shirt saying
      “Cause every yard counts”

      Reply

      Nick (thereptilia)

      15 years ago

      “I just bombed that one 130 yards down the fairway”

      Reply

      Jerry

      15 years ago

      Golf is like marriage- frustrating until you drop your ball in the hole- its all good after that

      Reply

      Jerry

      15 years ago

      Bogey Golf- where out of bounds is politically correct

      Reply

      Nick (thereptilia)

      15 years ago

      “The Best Club in My bag is My Pencil”

      Reply

      Jerry

      15 years ago

      Using the Tee-Quila at the 19th hole

      Reply

      Jerry

      15 years ago

      Bogey Golf Military Style… left/right, left/right, left/right

      Reply

      KWheels

      15 years ago

      What does the weather man and a Golf coach have in common?
      -They can both be wrong 90% of the time and still keep their job.

      Reply

      KWheels

      15 years ago

      Women can have the stores, I prefer the Golf course where I can be myself.

      Picture of a fat guy wearing plaid pants, a striped shirt and bad hat.

      Reply

      KWheels

      15 years ago

      Golf, where poor taste is the standard and ugly pants rein supreme and …

      Reply

      KWheels

      15 years ago

      What do you mean only God can hit a 1 iron, how about a Driver, 3 wood, 3 iron, wedge, putter?

      Reply

      KWheels

      15 years ago

      Golf: If only work was this addictive?

      Reply

      KWheels

      15 years ago

      Golf: Where old souls go to act like little kids having a trantrum!

      Reply

      KWheels

      15 years ago

      slice:
      -something that happens when I overthink

      Hook:
      -something that happens when I don’t think

      Straight:
      -something that happens… oh, hell, who am I kidding?

      Reply

      KWheels

      15 years ago

      Ty is my Golf Coach…

      CaddyShack of course…

      Reply

      KWheels

      15 years ago

      Links Golf: Overhead shot of a course with sausages covering where the holes would be….

      Reply

      KWheels

      15 years ago

      Public Golf Courses slogan: “Putt and Cover”… picture of a guy on the green ducking when a ball about hits him.

      Reply

      KWheels

      15 years ago

      With Greens this tough the course must have been designed by R.W. Tiptheglass

      Reply

      Joe Mama

      15 years ago

      I drive better when I drink

      Reply

      sactown

      15 years ago

      “I shot par at the 19th hole.”

      Reply

      Brandon

      15 years ago

      “BogeyPro has a posse, +1”

      Reply

      Putterslut

      15 years ago

      I really only need 2 clubs to play golf…a tree wood and a tree iron!

      Reply

      Putterslut

      15 years ago

      Let me tell you about my
      wife’s
      Hole-In One.

      The word wife’s is very small

      Reply

      Dru

      15 years ago

      I don’t know what it is about the foot wedge, how about this one:

      Foot Wedge: The club that’s not in your bag!

      Reply

      Dru

      15 years ago

      My 15th club is a foot wedge…

      Reply

      Putterslut

      15 years ago

      Take a good look – you’ll see why I’m always picked last…

      Reply

      LoneWolf

      15 years ago

      A suggestion for Phana24JG’s entry — call it “My BogeyPro Tree Wood”.

      Reply

      Joe Mama

      15 years ago

      The best wood in your bag for lowering your score is the pencil.

      Reply

      Phana24JG

      15 years ago

      The Most Effective Weapon in my Bag is My BogeyPro Chainsaw. Complete with a picture of a top quality chainsaw.

      Reply

      Joe Mama

      15 years ago

      “I hope to live long enough to shoot better than my age”

      Reply

      LoneWolf

      15 years ago

      The 86 on my score card was my best lie all day.

      Reply

      Brad G

      15 years ago

      I see a silhoette of a man near the pin, he’s taking a shot, the ball is cleary flying way over the pin and hitting a bird mid-air past the pin.

      Under the pin in reverse type is BogeyPro Golf

      And a disclaimer about how no animals were harmed during the creation of this t-shirt.

      That’s my game in a nutshell.

      Reply

      Joe

      15 years ago

      On the front…. text = KING of the U.S.A. Graphics= a putter made of stars and stripes.

      On the back…. Text= U Still Away… Putt again……. graphics= Man slamming putter in ground

      Reply

      LoneWolf

      15 years ago

      Picture of a huge chunk of turf flying through the air.
      Swing Hard — Make the Earth Move

      Reply

      LoneWolf

      15 years ago

      One of my favourite golf jokes involves an ant hill being destroyed by a duffer who’s ball has come to rest in the middle of it.

      This shirt would involve a picture of a ball with several divots and dead ants around it. There would be 2 live ants and one of them says “If we want to live we better get on the ball.”

      I also like Bill Couick’s “Swing hard in case …” entry above 8=)

      Reply

      Mike Bailey

      15 years ago

      Picture of a very large man carrying a very large golf bag. Sweat dripping from his brow as he is reading a sign saying “NO CARTS TODAY”.

      Reply

      Sactown

      15 years ago

      Shirt with the plastic holder from a six-pack image

      “Sixes are for beer, not scorecards…”

      Reply

      Brandon

      15 years ago

      “One swing, Two swing, Three swing, FORE!!!”

      It’s a play off of Red Fish, Blue Fish by Dr. Seuss.

      Reply

      Brandon

      15 years ago

      Sent in a Sketch for a “Pimp My Bad Lie” concept shirt. The idea is that you had a bad lie in the rough, behind a rock, in front of a Beer Bottle Cap, with a really badly cracked ball and then it shows how that Bad Lie could get pimped.

      Reply

      Bill Couick

      15 years ago

      FOUR WORST WORDS IN GOLF

      You are still away!!!

      Reply

      mark

      15 years ago

      its actually 3, most commonly people say you’re

      Reply

      Bill Couick

      15 years ago

      SWING HARD

      In case you hit it!!

      Reply

      Jason

      15 years ago

      The driver shank or the putter throw

      Reply

      Sactown

      15 years ago

      Have a drawing of a pond with a putter head (or grip) sticking out of the water.
      Text: “$300 putters probably don’t float.” Swing Harder!

      Reply

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